It’s not always easy to come up with what to say on important birthdays or occasions. This list of 70th birthday wishes range from humorous to sincere, so you can find the perfect thing to say to the guest of honor! Remember, it’s the thought that counts.
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Funny 70th Birthday Wishes
70 is 21 in Celsius!
The secret to staying young? Live with integrity, eat healthy foods, exercise frequently, but, most importantly, lie about your age!
Like busses, birthdays are never the number you want!
Once you get over the hill, you start to pick up speed!
70th Birthday Wishes for Mom
Mom, nobody knows me like you. You know how to make me laugh and how to make me smile. I love you with all my heart. Happy birthday to the best mom in the world!
I am always so grateful to call you mom. Happy birthday, and I hope the day is as wonderful as you!
The bond we share means everything to me. Without you and the love you show me everyday, I would be lost. Happy 70th birthday!
A mother as special as you deserves a birthday filled with love and presents! Happy 70th birthday!
On your birthday, I want to share with you how much you mean to me. Not a second goes by where I don’t think of you and your kindness. You are the most wonderful mom, and you deserve nothing but love today and everyday. Happy birthday!
70th Birthday Wishes for Dad
Dad, without you this family wouldn’t be the same. Wishing you the best on your special day. Happy birthday!
You are the best problem solver, the best builder, the best dad. Happy birthday!
When things are hard, I know I can count on you. Thank you for being the best dad ever. Happy birthday!