It can be hard to find the perfect 70th birthday card. Some are too serious, others too light-hearted. This list is meant you find the perfect birthday card for their special day!
Funny 70th Birthday Cards
I’m not 70, I’m 18 Card
This hilarious I’m Not 70, I’m 18 Card is great for anyone who doesn’t feel 70 yet! It says “I’m not 70, I’m 18 with 52 years experience” on the front and is blank on the inside so you can customize your own message.
Tired of Getting Over the Hill Cards? Birthday Card
Another funny card, this Tired of Getting Over the Hill Cards? Card is great for anyone who you can tease about their age! On the inside, it reads “That’s understandable, old people do tire easily!”
Need help figuring out the perfect thing to write in your card? Our list of 70th Birthday Wishes can help you out!
Shocked Golden Retriever Card
If the birthday boy loves Golden Retrievers and humor, then this Shocked Golden Retriever Card is for them! On the front side, there is a golden retriever looking surprised that asks “You’re 70?!” while on the inside, it says “Good thing you’re not a dog. You’d be dead! Happy 70th!” It’s perfect for anyone who loves dogs!
70th Birthday Cards for Dad
Dad: The Man, The Myth, The Legend Card
Customizable for your dad’s big day, this Dad: The Man, the Myth, the Legend Card is perfect for any legendary dads out there! It’s blank on the inside, so you can write any message you want.
70 and My Kids Still Can’t Keep Up With Me Card
Does your Dad still go, go, go while you struggle to keep up? If so, then this 70 and My Kids Still Can’t Keep Up With Me Card is perfect! It’s blank on the inside, so you can put any birthday message you want.
70th Birthday Cards for Husbands
To My Husband With Love Card
This sweet, sentimental card for husbands is a wonderful way to wish your husband a happy 70th birthday! The To My Husband With Love Card is aesthetically pleasing and includes a sweet note on the second page. It’ll show him how much you care!
70th Birthday Cards for Mom
You Make 70 Look Beautiful Card
If your mom is beautiful (and you know she is), then this 70: You Make it Look So Beautiful Card is the perfect card for her! A 70 designed from flowers adorns the front, followed by the words “You make it look so beautiful!” On the inside of the card, it reads “Age may have a number, but stunning beauty like yours is timeless. Happy 70th birthday!” She’ll love this sweet card!
Personalized 70th Birthday Cards
Customized World’s Most Awesome 70 Year Old Card
This Personalized World’s Most Awesome 70 Year Old Card is great for anyone you know who’s turning 70 and is awesome! You can customize the name on the card on the front of the card and the message on the inside of the card.
Customized Vintage Aged to Perfection Card
This Vintage Aged to Perfection Card can be personalized with the year and the text! It’s suitable for anyone and has a blank inside so that you can write whatever message you want.
